Throwback to when:

Throwback to when Mr. Potato Head detransitioned.

Throwback to getting stoned out of my mind before a costco trip. It felt like I got zapped with a shrink ray.

Throwback to when I gave away all of my silly bands. I haven't been that silly since.

Throwback to when my dad put a hellaof alotta weed in the same chest freezer as the pizza. Then when my sister cooked one of the pizzas it just smelled/tasted like weed. It was like the shitty parts about edibles without the high. Plus no more good pizza. Stoner nightmare.

Throwback to when cancel culture came for nutella. Who won that?

Throwback to when I wanted to make "Voted Most Important Person in St. Louis 2024" t-shirts ft a photo of me with my miata. People would argue with me saying "I didn't vote for you!" Like yeah bro, we didn't need to vote. We just know.... via t-shirt

(^This in a sarcastic tone for you tone-indicator heads out there)