Hoping on this, as me and @petethecat share the same fridge. I will be doing every sauce we have collectively, rather than just the hot ones.

Here is my ranking, best at the top:

-Cholula chili garlic

-Bachan's Japanese barbecue sauce (original)

-Bachan's Japanese barbecue sauce (miso)

-Kewpie Mayo

-All purpose soy sauce

-Sriracha

-Maple syrup

-Hoisin Sauce

-Sweet baby ray's barbecue sauce

-Honey mustard

-Ketchup

-Sweet relish

-Classic yellow mustard

-Sweet baby ray's buffalo wing sauce

-Valentina

-Taco bell mild sauce

-Ranch

Now I will say my opinions

-Cholula chili garlic:

Great, really fucking great. Ex used to put cholula on everything, mainly pizza, and it got me hooked. Me and petethecat drink this shit. Im dumping the whole bottle out onto my plate and lapping it up doggie style.

-Bachan's Japanese barbecue sauce and miso:

Hell yes. you go on everything ever. the miso came in my possession as my parents no longer wanted it. I will cover my body in this sauce.

-Kewpie Mayo:

Is mayo a sauce? might as well be. I'm mixing this with hella shit. Anything I want creamy is getting this shit mixed in.

-All purpose soy sauce:

I am using this in cooking mainly. and the cooking is great. Thanks sauce.

-Sriracha:

I want it spicy right meow. This.

-Maple syrup:

Mp snuck thru the back door and onto this list. I love maple syrup. Bro, I mix eggs (sunny up), bacon, cheese, and maple syrup together, then put it on nachos. Sex.

......Yes, my mom smoked weed everyday while pregnant with me.

-Hoisin Sauce:

Your going in cooking also. Good.

-Sweet baby ray's barbecue sauce:

Cooked some pork steaks in this, crockpot st. louis style. Good. Need to re-do tho, and that shit took 5 millennia to cook. Started cooking those pork steaks at the first thanksgiving. pork steaks at 11pm. Who's up eating their pork steaks?

-Honey mustard:

Shes in here on the rare occasion i have a chicken sandwich in the house.

-Ketchup, Sweet relish, Classic yellow mustard:

Bought theses fucks for a camping trip once. Now they're in the fridge. Who wants a hot dogs

-Sweet baby ray's buffalo wing sauce:

pete bought this. Idk what it taste like. prolly good.

-Valentina:

She's not my go to. I'm going for cholula erytime. Sorry babe.

-Taco bell mild sauce:

Ngl what is this doing in the fridge level. Peace and also love to my bro bro, but i cannot get behind this. Didn't know you could buy a bottle of this until pete picked it up at walmart.

-Ranch:

Fuck ranch. I force myself to eat it with carrots, cuz i hate eating carrots. I have always hated ranch. Restaurant-made ranch is do-able. Ranch, jump off a building .com

Thank you @petethecat for this amazing idea, this was so fun.